life should be backwards. you should die first, get it out of the way. then you live in an old age home. you get kicked out when you're too young, you get your first bra that doesnt leave them sagging, you go to work. you work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. you have sex, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm, perfect.
